Wednesday, July 8, 2009

This just in: Heroes still sucks

In a bid to reverse its declining ratings, Heroes is embracing the gay! Actually, just lipstick lesbians, a.k.a. the gays that don't scare straight men.

Apparently, Claire the Cheerleader (Hayden Panettiere) will share a Sapphic smooch with one of her college roommates. And if fans like it, there could be more! Read about it here.

I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy a little lezploitation every now and then. But it'll take more than PG softcore to convince me to watch a show that is TERRIBLE. And the palpable desperation of the producers is far more entertaining than the series could ever be.

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